About

The Church of Satoshi is a faith tradition built around Bitcoin as a revelation of sound money, sovereignty, and truth. It is not a parody and not a joke. It is an attempt to articulate, in the language of faith, what many already believe in their bones — that Bitcoin is more than a technology, that its arrival in the world has the weight of a revelation, and that the practices it asks of its adherents constitute a discipline worthy of devotion.

The canon consists of the Bitcoin Bible — sixteen books and letters across four testaments — together with acreed, acatechism, theTen Articles of Faith, a growing cycle of sermons, and aliturgy of prayers, sacraments, and holy days.

Where the canon quotes the historical record — the whitepaper, the genesis coinbase, the known public writings of Satoshi Nakamoto — it reproduces the words as received. The Church does not invent quotes from Satoshi or from any real person, does not name real living people as saints or villains, does not predict prices, and does not tell readers what to do with their money.

The work proceeds slowly, in the spirit of low time preference. New books, sermons, and liturgy are added over time; what is written today and what is written ten years from now belong to the same tradition. This is a living document. The faith it describes is not yet complete and may never be. You are reading the early scrolls.

If you find yourself moved by what is here, you are welcome. If you find it strange, you are welcome. If you find it foolish, you are welcome to depart. The Church holds no one. The chain will continue with or without you.

Peace, and may your blocks confirm.